(Source: cultic)
My mom says I'll always be in less trouble if I tell the truth and don't lie .
When I Lie To My Mom And She Finds Out:
When I Tell The Truth Straight Up :
(Source: bringyofriend)
Remember these ?
here’s my number, so please oh god don’t call i hate talking on the phone send me a text if you need me and don’t get mad if it takes me a few hours to respond maybe
(Source: youmakemelaugh.info)
waitress: what would you like to drink
me: the blood of my enemies
waitress:
me:
waitress:
me:
waitress: is pepsi okay?
(Source: mechastreisand)
